Saints Greeted By Tons of Loyal Fans, Colts Not So Much

With all of the Super Bowl festivities coming to a close, members from both teams headed home on their flights. The only difference was that the Saints were being awaited by 29,300 people, and the Colts were being awaited by just 11 (ten of them were airport attendants, and the other one was a fan who doesn’t even speak proper English)(Check out Ceara Robertson’s quote at the bottom of the linked article).

When the Colts arrived to see their one fan with broken English and ten airport attendants, they were even more let down then they were when they lost the Super Bowl. If you think Peyton Manning (Who, of course was in uniform when the plane landed) was angry on the sidelines, you should have seen him at the airport. And when he realized that the one fan was there for Pierre Garcon, he really lost it.

According to reports, 3 airport attendants were injured, and the one lone Colts fan can now speak proper English. In fact, she has since made an award-winning speech in front of an esteemed group of people.

Boy, I guess the Super Bowl DOES really mean that much.

Vince Carter Goes To Fountain of Youth, Drops 48

If you saw Vince Carter’s 48-point outburst against the Hornets last night, you have one person to thank: head coach, Stan Van Gundy. Prior to the game, Vince Carter went to the Fountain of Youth, in order to regain his old playing ability. Obviously, based on his performance, he was able to do that. However, because Carter made that trip to the Fountain of Youth, he came late to the arena. Most coaches would suspend their players for a stunt like that, but SVG is not like most coaches.

Because Carter explained that he went to the Fountain of Youth, in order to improve his game, Van Gundy motivated Carter and told him to show what he was made of. Instead of getting mad at Carter, Van Gundy challenged him to perform at a higher level.

And that is exactly what he did when he scored 48 points for his head coach.

Way to go, Stan! Great motivational tactic!

Oh, and Vince, if you could tell me where that Fountain of Youth is located, that would be great.

LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

Remember that old Larry Bird and Michael Jordan H-O-R-S-E commercial for McDonald’s? Well, Dwight Howard and LeBron James are in the new version. Check it out.

Tracy Porter Slays Favre and Manning En Route To Super Bowl Title

The “Gold and Black Knight” sends Peyton to the tissue box with a pick six.

Following their first Super Bowl victory in team history, the New Orleans Saints have a ton to be ecstatic about. Of course, this wonderful feeling could not have been possible without the gutsiness of Sean Payton, or the leadership of Drew Brees. But the one member of the Saints that I think deserves the biggest pat on the back is Tracy Porter, the Saints’ second year corner out of Indiana. Sure Payton and Brees have each been the rocks of this team throughout the season, but when the season was hanging in the balance, it was Tracy Porter who stepped up to the plate and delivered the crushing blows to the opposition.

It started in the NFC Championship Game, when Porter  picked off Brett Favre, as the Vikings were going in for the game-winning score. His pick could not have come at a better time, and not only did it prevent the Vikings from scoring, but it swung momentum back in the Saints’ favor. Without his timely interception, the Saints might have not even been in the Super Bowl at all.

After a play like that, Porter did not even need to do anything in the Super Bowl to have my respect. As far as I was concerned, he had done more than the Saints could have ever hoped for. So how did he follow it up? By picking off Peyton Manning and returning it 74 yards the other way, preventing the Colts from tying the game and giving the Saints the separation they needed to win the game.

If you really think about it, Tracy Porter could have ended the career of Brett Favre and tainted the legacy of Peyton Manning in back-to-back games. Not too shabby, if you ask me.

And the scariest part about it, is that Porter will only get better from these two experiences. His confidence is going to be through the roof forever.

Because of the way Porter performed in the last two games, I thought that he deserved a nickname. I came up with the “Gold and Black Knight,” because he slayed two dragons en route to the Lombardi Trophy for the Saints. Hence the sword in his hand in the picture above.

Does Greg Oden Need To Change His Reading Material?

Towards the tail-end of his career, Eddie George played for the Dallas Cowboys… sparingly, that is. One other player on Dallas who did not get to play too much was Tony Romo. At the time, Romo was in his second year in the league, and he was still trying to figure out defenses from the sidelines. But Eddie George saw something he liked about the second year QB, and he believed he had potential.

“You know what, I kind of did because Tony is the type of quarterback who would read these books by guys like Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods,” George said. “Stuff like “What it takes to be a champion.”

Based on George’s way of thinking, the kinds of books a person reads, can have a profound effect on the way they perform their daily activities. And that is something that I do agree with. Apparently, though, always-injured Greg Oden hasn’t received the memo.

The last time I checked, he was still reading books by Sam Bowie and Jay Williams (Bulls). I think it’s time to start reading books by Ripken and Favre.

Lane Kiffin The Priest?

- The big story coming out of USC last week was that the Trojans landed Lane Kiffin as their new head coach.

- The big story coming out of USC this week was that the Trojans got a commitment from 13 year-old QB, David Sills. Yes, he’s in 7th grade!

Now, I’m not a prophet or anything, (although I do have a knack for predicting things) but I am pretty sure that I can foresee next week’s headline coming out of USC. It should read something like: Lane Kiffin The Priest?

Monta Ellis Over-The-Backboard Shot Plus The Foul (Video)

Monta Ellis is becoming quite the trick shot shooter. Check out his latest trick shot against the Mavs, as he gets the over-the- backboard shot to drop, and gets fouled in the process.  (Remember this shot from January?)

The Super Bowl is More Than Great QB’s

Although Super Bowl 44 is looked at as a grade-A matchup between top quarterbacks in the game, the top headline leading up to the game is about the ankle of a defensive end. Even though it is true that Dwight Freeney is only a huge topic because of his injury, I am now starting to see the game from a different angle; the defensive angle.

When you look at the upcoming Super Bowl from the quarterback’s perspective, or even from the casual fan’s perspective, it’s all about scoring points, big plays, and excitement on offense. However, if you look at it from a defensive standpoint, this game appears totally differently.

Defensive players from each team are probably losing many hours of sleep this week, as they prepare to face their toughest tests of the season. The Colts have to worry about Drew Brees and his highwire passing attack. And the Saints have to worry about the surgeon that is Peyton Manning, who can pick defenses apart with his mind and his arm.

That’s where the problem may be; in the worrying. You know, as well as I know, that if you play scared, you can’t perform at your best. This is why the defenses need to be mentally tough, and they need to take a confident approach when it comes to defending these quarterbacks and their offenses. The defense that does that better will probably help their respective team to victory.

For the Saints, the key guy on their defense is Darren Sharper. He will be the player that needs to set the tone for New Orleans, and if he approaches the game with the proper attitude, that will trickle down to his teammates. For the Colts, usually their defensive leader would be Bob Sanders, but he is injured. Next in line would be Dwight Freeney, but as most of you know, he is not going to be 100%. That leaves Gary Brackett, in my opinion, as the defensive leader for Indy. Brackett is surely no slouch, and he has made his share of big plays in big games. He is also a guy that the defensive players look up to and respect. However, he is not the Colts’ top option as a defensive leader.

Because he is filling a void, I think that this game will rely heavily on the way that Gary Brackett plays. If he lets the pressure get to him, then the rest of the Colts defense will crumble around him. On the other hand, if Brackett comes out fired up and has a great game, that will be the spark that the rest of the defense needs to be successful.

So yes, you can say that the game falls on the shoulders of Manning and Brees, but if you look at the game from a different perspective, Gary Brackett may truly be the guy who needs the powerful shoulders.

Matt Stafford Has Man-Crush on His Doctor!

With all of the Super Bowl hype taking centerstage in the NFL world right now, the common football fan is not thinking about Matt Stafford and the health of his knee (sorry Lions fans, but it’s the truth). However, just because the Super Bowl is shortly upon us, it doesn’t mean that the rest of the world just stops… even if it does appear that way.

According to the Detroit Free Press, Stafford’s right knee is doing just fine. Stafford has been rehabbing in his hometown of Dallas with the same doctor who scoped his left knee in high school. Hold up! Here’s where this post is going to take a turn.

Matt Stafford is in the NFL, where he has access to the top sports doctors, and he chooses to rehab with his high school doctor?!? Something just doesn’t seem right to me. Of course, whenever that’s the case, an interview is in order.

So, I did my best Doctor Van Nostrand impersonation (for all you Seinfeld fans), and I weasled my way through a bunch of security, until I got to come face-to-face with Matt Stafford himself. I asked him about his high school doctor, and why he felt the need to choose him now that he is in the NFL. This is what he said:

“Even though I have access to better doctors, nobody knows my body like my high school doctor. Other than treating my knee, he knows what my favorite foods are, and he gives me the best spine-tingling massages known to man. And if that’s not enough, he knows all my favorite TV shows and movies. If that isn’t great treatment, I don’t know what is.”

Aha! I knew I had been right all along. Stafford’s choice for his high school doctor had nothing to do with his expertise. Rather, Matt Stafford chose this doctor because he has a man-crush on him!

Just Suh It

The projected number one overall pick in April’s NFL Draft, Ndamukong Suh, has just been signed by Nike. In honor of his first endorsement deal, I decided to make a picture. Here it is:

If Nike is wise, and I am pretty sure that they are, they will think of something like this on their own. If they don’t, they know how to reach me.