This is not real. This is purely for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy. 
After her heinous acts during a soccer game, Elizabeth Lambert had the opportunity to meet up with Hines Ward, who was just voted the ”Dirtiest Player in The NFL” by a group of his peers. The head of the women’s college soccer association felt that Lambert should meet somebody that could relate to her and tell her about life as a ”Dirty Player”, and she felt that Ward was the perfect choice. Here is the conversation between Ward and Lambert.
Lambert : It’s an honor to meet someone of your caliber, Hines.
Ward : That’s Mr. Ward to you.
Lambert : Sorry, Mr. Ward. I am so excited to get to talk to someone as dirty as yourself.
Ward : Excuse me?
Lambert : Well you were voted the NFL’s Dirtiest Player by a group of your peers weren’t you?
Ward : Yes, that’s true, but I am just playing the game hard within the rules.
Lambert : Within the rules? That hit on Keith Rivers last year didn’t seem so clean.
Ward : Whatever. People are open to their opinions…
Lambert : So, I am noticing that you have no hair.
Ward : Yeah, it makes me more aerodynamic.
Lambert : Hey, would you mind getting Troy Polamalu over here?
Ward : Say what?
Lambert : You heard me. Just do it!
Ward : Okay, calm down now.
A short while later, Troy Polamalu arrives puzzled.
Polamalu : So why did you want me to come here?
Lambert : Hi Troy, I just wanted to talk to you about playing dirty.
Polamalu : Yeah, but Hines was voted the “Dirtiest Player in The NFL” by a group of his peers.
Lambert : I know, but he has no hair.
Polamalu: So?
Lambert then proceeds to take Polamalu by the hair and yanks him to the ground. Polamalu lies there motionless.
Ward : Dayum! You ever think of playing football for the Steelers?
Lambert : You ever think of shutting the hell up!?
Lambert then begins kicking Hines Ward until he lies motionless on the ground next to Polamalu.
Lambert : Dirtiest Player in The NFL? What a joke.
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