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It just so happens that two football coaches being talked about negatively this week were named Mangini and Mangino. Eric Mangini has been criticised for talking about LeBron James during a press conference because his team is 1-8. Mark Mangino has been in the headlines because of the alleged inappropriate comments that he made to his players. Being that their last names are only a one-letter difference, I felt that these two coaches were the perfect candidates for an imaginary conversation.  Here it is:

Mangini -  (Sighs with frustration)

Mangino - What’s the matter, Eric?

Mangini – Well, isn’t it obvious?

Mangino – Not exactly. I mean, your life is awful right now.

Mangini – Are you insulting me, Mark?

Mangino – No, I would never do something like that.

Mangini – You wouldn’t? That’s not the impression I was under.

Mangino – Watch it, ”Mr. Soon-To-Be-Fired.”

Mangini – Okay! You wanna go Big Boy?

Mangino – Who you callin’ Big Boy, Penguin Boy?

Mangini – I make one choice in my life, and nobody will ever let me live it down…

Mangino – Well, if your teams were actually good, nobody would question your choice in movies.

Mangini - You’ve got a big mouth, you know that?

Mangino – How original. Like I’ve never heard that before.

Mangini – It’s no wonder your so huge. Huge mouth equals huge amounts of food, equals huge guy.

Mangino - Did you say food?

Mangini – Did I stutter?

Mangino – No, but you reminded me that I haven’t eaten in 8 minutes. I am really hungry.

All of a sudden, Mangino attacks Mangini, and beats him to a pulp.

Mangino – Oh boy, lunch time!

Mangino then proceeds to sprinkle some salt on the beaten Mangini, and he begins to chow down on the Cleveland Browns’ head coach.

Mangino – MMM… tastes like chicken…

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