After watching 3 boring football games and eating tons of turkey, Thanksgiving made me extremely sleepy. Now that I am revived and fresh, I am going to make the latest edition of ”Imaginary Conversation,” that will have you laughing for hours. Below is a conversation between Bill Belichick and Drew Brees on Thanksgiving. With the highly-anticipated matchup between the Saints and Patriots just a few days away, this should be interesting…
Brees – Hey Bill, it’s great to see you. Happy Thanksgiving.
Belichick – Drew. I am happy that you could make it today, the traffic must be crazy.
Brees – You can’t even imagine. I was losing my mind!
Belichick – Were you? Hmmm… (He thinks deeply)
Belichick – So tell me, Drew, what annoyed you the most about the drive up here?
Brees – There was actually this out-of-control driver, who was going against traffic, and everybody had to move over for him.
Belichick – Really?
Brees – Yeah. He was just coming towards me without any restriction, so I just had to let him do his business.
Belichick – I see. Where were the cops? Why didn’t they stop this guy?
Brees – Who knows? He probably paid them off. (Laughing)
Belichick – Yeah, probably… (He thinks deeply)
Belichick – Speaking of traveling and chaos, how was the airport?
Brees – The worst. Not only was it very crowded and forever to get through, but I left a pocket-knife in my pocket. It took an extra twenty minutes for them to resolve the issue.
Belichick – Which pocket did you leave the knife in?
Brees – What?
Belichick – Which pocket did you forget the knife in?
Brees – The left. Why do you ask?
Belichick – Uhhh… because… that happened to me once. I just wanted to see how similar the stories were.
Brees – Okay, fair enough.
Belichick thinks to himself, “This guy hates out-of-control chaos coming towards him, and he is negligent of his left side. I am going to send that blitz from the left side all night long! Oh, and I can’t forget to pay off the refs before the game.”
Belichick – Hahahaha (Out loud)
Brees – What’s so funny?
Belichick – Oh, nothing… Would you mind leaving now, Drew?
Brees – Excuse me? I just got here.
Belichick – Yeah, but I am through with you. I have heard all I needed to hear from you. THANKS for GIVING me that key information.
Brees – What are you talking about?
Belichick opens the door to let out Brees.
Belichick – Alright Drew, it was nice seeing you. See you on Monday.
Brees – But…
Belichick slams the door in his face, and begins to laugh menacingly.
Belichick – Happy Thanksgiving Belichicks! (To his family)
Bill’s Son – How did you know Drew would give you all the information you needed?
Belichick – Because I am the master of that sort of thing. And plus, EVERYBODY RESPECTS A BELICHICK. Never forget that, son.
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